You know you're a bamma if...everyweek you go to the club with your daughter and post you alls club pictures on facebook
-Yvette, Camden, New Jersey

You know you're a bamma if...you go to the club wearing your jesus chain walking around preaching sipping a cup of hennesey
-Yvette, Camden, New Jersey

You know you're a bamma if...you laying up with some guy without a lick of food in the fridge and your kids are Hungry
-Melba, Grand Rapids, Michigan 

You know you're a bamma if...you are in your 30s and have false teeth
-Melba, Grand Rapids, Michigan 

You know you're a bamma if... u wear a hair wrap, a smedium shirt, dirty stretch jeans, and them Jesus sandals with the slouch socks... and think u still the business.... 
-Vita, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you buy a sweater and then cut off the sleeves to air it out
-Sara, Maryland

You know you're a bamma if...wear SUNglasses when there is NO sun outside, this includes the CLUB!!!
-Cynthia, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you're not "Lil," "Young" or a "Boy" but it's in your rap name
-Stuff Ghetto People Like

You know you're a bamma if...you front like you can't use the bathroom anywhere but at your house
-Stuff Ghetto People Like

You know you're a bamma if...your thing is to always dress and do your hair like a celebrity you resemble
-Stuff Ghetto People Like

You know you're a bamma if...you get shook every single time there are police around
-Stuff Ghetto People Like

You know you're a bamma if...you send e-mail chain forwards with everyone's address exposed instead of using BCC...and got the nerve to complain when someone spams you
-Stuff Ghetto People Like

You know you're a bamma if...you are a single parent and only want to date people who don't have kids
-Stuff Ghetto People Like

You know you're a bamma if...you always call from a private number but block incoming private numbers
-Stuff Ghetto People Like

You know you're a bamma if...you're sagging in skinny jeans!
-Stuff Ghetto People Like

You know you're a bamma if...you still wear those Solbiato headbands
-Ricardo, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you go to CVS and buy a 35 cent gum on your card, but take $100 in cashback
-Reginald "Kwon" Samples

You know you're a bamma if...you walk around in a top hat tryna be like T-Pain
-Maya, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...U still wear Rugged Wear or DDTP T-shirts!
-Marko, Oxon Hill, Maryland

You know you're a bamma if... Your hair looks better than your kids hair.
-Angel, Montgomery, Alabama

You know you're a bamma if... You took your "Stimul[us] Check" and bought some new rims!
-Angel, Montgomery, Alabama

You know you're a bamma if... You and your mama are pregnant at the same time.
-LaShunda, Atlanta, Georgia

You know you're a bamma if...if you wear rain boots in the hot *ss summertime weather.
-Greeneye, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you use dish liquid as bubble bath.
-Greeneye, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...You lied and said you were on the pill and got pregnant to keep the dude around.
-TT, Houston, Texas

You know you're a bamma if...you got a grill with some chapped a$$ lips!
-Deejay, Nashville, Tennessee

You know you're a bamma if...you got a d@mn shoe on the topof your head... like that chick over there...
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-Deejay, Nashville, Tennessee

You know you're a bamma if...your Louis Vuitton is not original but a duplicate!
-Deejay, Nashville, Tennessee

You know you're a bamma if...you sneak bologna sandwichesand bite size sneaker bars in the movie theatres in your baby change bag or purse!
-Deejay, Nashville, Tennessee

You know you're a bamma if...you put a duke curl or wave kit in your hair and swear your mother is Indian or Rican...
-Deejay, Nashville, Tennessee

You know you're a bamma if...you got 12,987 children,13,000 baby daddies, currently pregnant, yet still decide to sell your 300.00 worth of food stamps for 20.00
-Deejay, Nashville, Tennessee

You know you're a bamma if...You think the Cheesecake factory is an upscale restaurant.
-Reese 

You know you're a bamma if...your still cutting holes and slashes into your t-shirts and basketball shorts !
-Manny Dawson, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if... you still wear "one-size-fits-all " hats.
-Manny Dawson, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bammacito if... You driving a beat up80's Toyota on Georgia Ave with brand new chrome spinner hubcaps.
- DJ Honcho, Brandywine, MD

You know you're a bamma if... You up in a WP [Washington Post] "top rated" Korean restaurant asking for wings & mumbo sauce!
- DJ Honcho, Brandywine, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you have ANY myspace pictures either holding up gang signs or with your middle finger up!
-Angela, Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you pronounce your favorite seafood as "skrimps".
-Beverly, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you stop at mcdonalds for breakfast and order a number 7 (steak,egg,and cheese bagel)and you have NO teeth in your mouth!!
-Chisa, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...any of these apply to you.
-Shauna, Baltimore, MD

You know you're a bamma if...the canvas folding chair in the trunk of your car doubles as a
 seat inside your house
-Chanel, Dumfries, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you your mama and your grandmama party in the same club
-Chanel, Dumfries, VA

You know you're a bamma if...on your myspace page, you're in junior high school and list your income as $250,000.
-Angela, Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...if you refer to your myspace page as  your "website"
-Angela, Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you have a 30 year old grandmother.
-Reginald "Kwon" Samples
You know you're a bamma if...you were Reebok Classics with no socks and a summer dress.

You know you're a bamma if...you and your fiance have restraining orders on each other!
-Reginald "Kwon" Samples

You know you're a bamma if...you have no pic's on myspace, but your about me section states "I'm 5'2 155 and look like beyonce" but your body type section says "athletic build" SWELLIN...Where's the weight going?
-Lady G, Wheaton, MD

You know you're a bamma if...You tuck or rubberband the end of your pants in your socks, or still rock slouch socks and stretch pants. 
-Lady G, Wheaton, MD

You know you're a bamma if...You travel more than 20 minutes ON THE METRO to chill at another metro station in another city.(i.e. Petworth to silver spring) Get a life. 
-Lady G, Wheaton, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you wearing those heelly shoes with the wheels on em'....in the club- you've been spotted homie.
-The Black Tucker Max, Baltimore, MD

You know you're a bamma if...all ur pics on myspace are pics that u stole from other ppls profiles.
-Missy, Suitland, MD

You know you're a bamma if...u still wearin those shiny patenleather bobby brown shoes, dirty bucks,or jelly sandals.
-Missy, Suitland, MD

You know you're a bamma if...u still answer the phone sayin "your on the mike waht's your beef","who dis" or "city mourge u kill'em we chill'em, u grab'em we bag'em"
-Missy, Suitland, MD

You know you're a bamma if... you have 5 kids by 7 dudes and ain't never have a job. 
-Alisha

You know you're a bamma if... You trying to be cute for your myspace picture and in the backround your house is a mess.
-Alisha

You know you're a bamma if...you wear eyeshadow to match your shirt
-Anonymous, Baltimore, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you wear a weave and your natural hair is a different texture from the weaved hair...
-Anonymous, Baltimore, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you try to sell baby powder to crackhead
-Ms. French, Laurel, MD

You know you're a bamma if...your feet are rough and ashy and you out here wearing sandals
-Mz. Kish, Landover, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you have cornrows and goin' bald...
-Mz. Kish, Landover, MD

You know you're a bamma if...all your pictures on myspace show you on your kitchen or bathroom floor, and you trying to be sexy!
-Farrah, Texas City, TX

You know you're a bamma if... ladies you really think somebody will not notice your big toenail is fake when it's the only toenail that looks like it's getting ready for take off!!
-Reesie, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you're a Redskins fan who lives 15 minutes away from the stadium but you never been to a game.
-Faith, Largo, MD

You know you're a bamma if...your boyfriends name is tommy and u put r.kellys i'ma flirt song on your phone with the part playin she be callin u kelly when ur name is tommy for his ring tone.
-Mycircle, Clinton, MD

You know you're a bamma if...You roll out on your child/ren and blame it on the baby's mama!
-Tam, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... You gotta hundred pair of flip flops for every outfit and no regular shoes.
-QueenV, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...U still wearing DDTP and slouch socks.
-QueenV, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You are a girl who becomes bisexual just so your boyfriend can say, "My girl got a girlfriend."
-Rasheedah, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...You give your mama a gift for Mother's day that you didn't want to give to your baby's mama.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...Still going down the Soul Train Line at picnics and parties.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...no matter the song you're dancing to, you're always doing the Heizman dance or the 2 step
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you use the comments section on myspace to send messages back and forth instead of the inbox so that you can have a lot of comments
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...your uncle or aunt is only 2 years older than you.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you still believe there is such a thing as "good hair."
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...every year at tax time you have a new phone number and by May its disconnected.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you buy glasses from the beauty supply store and fake like you need them to see.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you pronounce looked as "looked-ed" and liked as "liked-ed"..."He 
lookeded good to me."
-K

You know you're a bamma if...You enroll in college just to get a financial aid refund check
-Rasheedah, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...You are holding up the line at 7 eleven because you are trying to pay for you slurpee with your EBT foodstamp card
-Da Trob!e M@ker, Temple Hills, MD

You know you're a bamma if...BOTH of your PoS cars do NOT have reverse!!!
-Be'Shanti, Cumberland, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you punish your kids for eating up all the fruity pebbles.
-Anonymous, Baltimore, MD

You know you're a bamma if...work for a company that provides telephone service and your phone gets cut off.
-Anonymous, Baltimore, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you are a thirty one year old man and your mother bought you a kia.
-Anonymous, Baltimore, MD

You know you're a bamma if...your not ashamed of getting caught cheating on your spouse
-Sharalyn, Norfolk, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're saving your money to go to Busch Gardens, but your car is still smoking.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you the only playa in Silver Spring on a sunday wearing red suede wingtips.
-Eric, Fairfax, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you wear a bluetooth headset but ain't got no phone.
-Eric, Fairfax, VA

You know you're a bamma if...your always talking about rep. your hood but you live in a private community!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...Your family has money but you think it's cool to look broke!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...You put aluminum foil on your teeth, faking like you got some platinum grills.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you surf through myspace while at work.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're 27 years old and still live with your mama and work part time.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you outline your lips with black eyeliner and fill in with vaseline and that's what you refer to as "putting on your makeup"
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you use your dishwasher to store dirty dishes rather than wash them
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You have to say "No Homo" after every sentence. Are you trying to hide something?
-Tomii, Fort Washington, MD

You know you're a bamma if... you bake pies and cookies in the microwave
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you so ashy that now you're "lightskin"
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you have to reiterate that "I'm a grown *ss MAN/WOMAN"
-Selina, Silver Spring, MD

You know you're a bamma if... you are still living at home over 30 talking about your saving up to buy a house!
-Selina, Silver Spring, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you wear weave with the tracks SHOWING on the top of your head or around the hair line!
-Selina, Silver Spring, MD

You know you're a bamma if...Over 35, rappin' and still tryin to get signed to a major label! It has got to end dawg, you got bills to pay!! 
-Bush, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...You're given an American common birth name, and you're telling people to pronounce it as if the name is from another language...
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You're trying to be all fly around the first of the month buying groceries, shoes, CDs, DVDs, going to the club, getting your nails and hair done; then, the middle of the month, you're borrowing spending change, dollars, eggs, sugar, and using the telephone from your neighbor!!!
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you think its okay to let your son get a tattoo on his 14th birthday. And to make it worse, brag about  it and tell everyone.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You go to chucky cheese to pick up single parents.. lol
-DVon, Largo, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you walk around telling jokes you heard Steve Harvey tell on the radio this morning... Dawg.. I was listening too! I heard them already..
-No name given

You know you're a bamma if...You get to the front of the drive through and your check card declines.. so you try 3 others and they all have insufficient funds... how inconsiderate.. what about the people in line that the drivethru person tells that you aint got no money.. My fries got cold waitin on you BAMMA!
-DVon, Largo, MD

You know you're a bamma if... you are sitting in church on easter sunday with a bluetooth device on... 
-DVon, Largo, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you constantly send bulletins out on myspace letting people know you've changed your layout and begging for comments.  Come on,its not that serious. Stop being a cornball!
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you leave you 5 kids under the age of 9 at home alone to go to the club
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...give out the payphone number as your personal number.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you say: irregardless, conversate, female (as in I was talking to this female), skrate (instead of straight), and finna
-Shell, Birmingham, Alabama

You know you're a bamma if...you own one or more suits in any of the following colours: hot pink, purple, turquoise, red, banana yellow and have matching 'gators'.
-Shell, Birmingham, Alabama

You know you're a bamma if...You got on an Lime Green suit and Wearin White socks with some Dress Shoes
-Bush, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...Pronouncing Saturday - Saurday.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if... you think wearing a cheetah hat and some turquoise pants with a fuschia shirt go good together.
- Goodie, District Heights, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you went to the same school with all the same people but when you get to college they dont claim you from D.C...."aint he from D.C. too..I saw him in your yearbook?"...."nah i think he from virginia"...(or somethin along those lines)
-Carmen, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...You spell January, Janurary.
-Rizor, Greensboro, NC

You know you're a bamma if... You claim you aren't racist cause you've "got a black friend"
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you claim you represent somewhere you ain't been in years
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you pressed you got 26inch rims....on your bike.
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you're on maury more than once trying to figure out your baby's daddy
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you get mad when you loan a crack head money and get mad when he doesn't pay you back.
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... try and haggle with your waiter over the price of your dinner
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you smoke crack with a lead pipe
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you rent rims.
-Shi, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... You Turn your radio ALL the way up and your windows half way down to drive circles around bowie town center or the Blvd at the Cap center. What exactly is that purpose.. are you really looking for a parking space?
-Maestro, Largo, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you shop at Foreman Mills for anything!
-KJ, MD

You know you're a bamma if... you drive with your windows down when its raining hard!!
-Teasha, Herndon, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're using white out on your toenails to do french tips. Look just go to the nail shop!
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...at the first of every month, nobody can reach you, but around the 12th you're usually at home.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if... you still wear penny loafers wit da penny still n that joint. 
- Goodie, District Heights, MD

You know you're a bamma if...You're still wearing plaid shirts and striped pants together.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you go to a car show just to take pictures then put them on your page, to fake like u got that ride.
-Cassandra, Laurel, MD

You know you're a bamma if... you think Ellen Degeneres can 
dance
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...You see someone "bammafying" 
their cars with bamma grills, etc., and unusual colors that you're not 
used to seeing the colors on cars.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You see someone still wearing a jheri curl, and Michael Jackson's famous outfit (red zippered jacket, white glove, black slacks, black loafers, and white socks)...Still trying to keep the 80's alive.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You see a bamma still stuck in a time capsule wearing the 70's outfits to the clubs!!!
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...half your family has that one gold tooth in the front. some even have they initials in it.
Beka,  Delray, FL

You know you're a bamma if...You've seen a bamma who looks like the bamma on the welcome page including the braces!!!
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You are still burning the ends 
of broom straws to insert into your earring holes to keep them from 
closing up!!!...That is sooo back in da day.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're a female and buy all of your clothes from Fines men's store because you think that makes you 
tough! 
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're in your 30's and get sick from being drunk. All the while hanging out of your car window vomiting, you say you're okay now because you've cracked open another beer.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you don't pay the rent in December because you say " My kids are going to have a good Christmas." So they'll have plenty of toys but have to play with them while living under an overpass???
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're having a party/cookout for someone who just got out of prison. Why are you celebrating someone coming home from somewhere they shouldn't have been in the first place? You know you're a bamma if...you have a birthday party for your 3 year old kid and you have weed and alcohol at the party
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're 46 years old still living at home with your mama
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if... you have more kids than you mama had and you live at home with her, drive her car and keep talking about when you get rich. Ha!
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you live in the projects but you have a new Escalade sitting on dubs outside.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...if you're celebrating becoming a grandparent at 33.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're on welfare and your uemployed man is running a swap meet out of your apt. And you really think he's coming up
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if... you wear any kind of button up shirt with any kind of sweat pants..I was on the blue line this morning and a bamma got on at addison road and he knew he was the newest hotness...um.... no!
-The Geico Caveman from Myspace, Largo, MD

You know you're a bamma if...You're trying to sell your self-produced, terrible sounding rap CDs at the barbershop, outside a grocery store, or out the trunk of your car.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if... you wear any kind of button up shirt with any kind of sweat pants..I was on the blue line this morning and a bamma got on at addison road and he knew he was the newest hotness...um.... no!
-The Geico Caveman from Myspace, Largo, MD

You know you're a bamma if...You're trying to sell your self-produced, terrible sounding rap CDs at the barbershop, outside a grocery store, or out the trunk of your car.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...If you're picking your teeth with a broom straw instead of a toothpick.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're sporting gold teeth on the front two teeth, and missing the rest of your teeth.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You see an ole bamma wearing a Redskin t-shirt, Dallas cap, Giants jacket, and Eagles socks.  Trying to keep everything within the NFC East Division.
-Brenda, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you dye your hair using Cherry Kool-Aid.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...your kids call you by your first name.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...if all of your myspace pictures are in front of a white door which is your "backdrop"
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...wear black sock and white sneakers.
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you get pay day loans to buy scratch off tickets and cigarettes. And then close your bank account so you don't have to pay them back
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you have 3 kids, the daddy is in the house, you collect disability for asthma, but you smoke. He doesn't work and you are having cook outs for the whole family funded by your food stamps
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you live in a run down apt, work a menial job and are going on international vacations. Ok, did you forget your car is over a decade old???
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you're 34 years old and think its cool to go to dances in someone's garage. Never mind your car is smoking and you're broke. 
-Angela M., Hampton, VA

You know you're a bamma if...U WEAR A WIG ON TOP OF A WEAVE
-Bama, Huntsville, Alabama

You know you're a bamma if... you still wear rainbow gata's... that is only something that Bishop Don Magic Juan should still be doing and I think he Stepped his game up too..
-Maestro, Largo, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you have your picture up on myspace smoking bud when you know your on probation!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you make plans with someone but never show up or call to let them know your not coming!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you don't have a place to live but you drive a SUV!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you  been with the same job for 7 years and never got a raise or health benefits!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you got 2 baby daddys,but only collect child support because YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...your breath stink and you wonder why you can't get a second date!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...Your car is cleaner than your house!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you putting credit cards in your kids names messing up their credit!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you never wear socks, ever!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you weigh over 200 lbs. and got a nerve to wear stilettos!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...You show up to somebody's birthday party late with no gift,no card, no money nothing!!!!
-Mell-Mell, Upper Marlboro, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you got that adhesive chrome triming around every part of your vehicle...
-Maestro, Largo, MD

You know you're a bamma if...The heels of your feet are blacker than the sandals you're wearing.
-Rapunzel, Jacksonville, FL

You Know You know you're a bamma if...get fired on purpose just so you can claim unemployment rather than just finding a new job 
-Casey, Oakland, CA

You Know You know you're a bamma if...your selling bus transfers one for a dollar, and then say two for fifty cent 
-Chisa, Washington, DC

You Know You know you're a bamma if...you get a stripper fo yo baby shower!!!
-Chisa, Washington, DC

You Know You know you're a bamma if...you put on straight leg jeans and have them cuffed ova the top of your shoes 
-Chisa, Washington, DC

You Know You know you're a bamma if... if you got tints and 20 inch rims on your Honda Accord '88
-Cassandra, Laurel, MD

You know you're a bamma if... a radio station pays 19k to free you from jail for not payin your child support. I'm talkin to you Bobby Brown. 
-Cassandra, Laurel, MD

You know you're a bamma if...u r from dc but dress like your from N.Y
-koko, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...your from DC but fake like your from N.Y
-koko, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you take off your bathrobe and put on a shirt, pants, socks and shoes to go to 7-11 for cigarettes. Then when you get back, you take them off and put your robe back on.
-Meatums Gibley, Takoma Park, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you aren't someone's mother and you still wish them "Happy Valentine's Day" and you KNOW they're single and alone.
-Meatums Gibley, Takoma Park, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you quit your job to hitch hike to vegas for allstar weekend
-ZO, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you wear cornrows that got no hang time!
-Renee, Fort Washington, MD

You know you're a bamma if... you still wear a jheri curl!!
-Renee, Fort Washington, MD

You know you're a bamma if...Your parents screwed you up and you still let them raise your children!
-Rasheedah, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... for Christmas you give gift certificates for dime bags
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you borrow money from your friends to go buy drugs
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you drop a cell phone call cause you ran out of minutes
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...You just got ya Income Taxes back and still ain't paid ya bills....Dumb Ass Pay Ya Shit!!!
-Angel, Montgomery, Alabama

You know you're a bamma if...you spent a $1000 on a PS3
-ZO, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you bought a expensive bike just you could post up at the georgia ave mcdonalds. 
-ZO, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...YOU HAVING "HOUSE" PARTIES IN YOUR F.E.M.A TRAILER!!
-A.S.P. RED, New Orleans, LA

You know you're a bamma if...you 21 and older and still going to Go-Go's...Get Ya Grown man on Homie
-Kevin ((Tha Juggernaut)), Clinton, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you still say jo and champ in every sentence
-Tamika, Hyattsville, MD

You know you're a bamma if... You have 3 pits from the same litter that keep mating with each other and you still try to sell the puppies for close to $800.
-Flutterby, Fayetteville,NC

You know you're a bamma if...you 25 with no job not in school and still living in your mama or grandparents basement lol
-Tamika, Hyattsville, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you think that just because you like the colors pink and lavender it'd be a good idea to make them your text and background in your myspace.
-Meatums Gibley, Takoma Park, MD

You know you're a bamma if...Your ankles are scraped up from your "Classic Reeboxs" leaning.
-Darling Nikki

You know you're a bamma if...you buy someone a five dollar 
giftcard to somewhere and write $25 on the card holder.
-Vaedra, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You tuck your football jersey into your jeans.
-Squillie Dee, Arlington, VA

You know you're a bamma if...You think you look fly with a Blue-tooth headset n your ear all day,and you ain't talked to anyone in hours
-Squillie Dee, Arlington, VA

You know you're a bamma if...Your a grown *ss man and your wearing PINK,come on now jo
-Squillie Dee, Arlington, VA

You know you're a bamma if...Its 20 degrees and your wearing shorts.
-Squillie Dee, Arlington, VA

You know you're a bamma if...
your cars rims are worth more than everything you own
-No name given

You know you're a bamma if...Your ridin'on 4 different plastic spinners from Advanced Auto Parts
-Squillie Dee, Arlington, VA

You know you're a bamma if...your name is Kobe Bryant.
-Squillie Dee, Arlington, VA

You know you're a bamma if...
you represent the Cowboys and your from DC,and you ain't even been to 
Dallas.
-Squillie Dee, Arlington, VA

You know you're a bamma if...
you call me "son" more than 10 times in a paragraph
-Squillie Dee, Arlington, VA

You know you're a bamma if... you put vasoline on your tims 
to make em look new
-zo life, Alexandria, VA

You know you're a bamma if...you wear hawaii tropic shirts with black sweatpants and tims...
-Misha Mclamb, Woodbridge, VA

You know you're a bamma if...Both of your ears fit inside your big-*ss hat. Bama *ss dudes!
-Squillie Dee, Arlington, VA

You know you're a bamma if... you have oustanding bills in 
your child's name and you already ruined their credit before their 8th 
birthday.
-KiaW, Temple Hills, MD

You know you're a bamma if...You're black and you comb your hair back and then grease it thinkin it looks good. Bama!
-JoelH, Suitland, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you think 80 degree weather in Janurary is a GOOD thing.
-Meatums Gibley, Takoma Park, MD

You know you're a bamma if...U got credit at Mcdonalds.
-Roderick Vaught, Washington DC

You know you're a bamma if...You go to the strip club with 10 rolls of quarters and think you're "ballin"
-Huneyndc, Mt. Rainier, MD

You know you're a bamma if... your teeth are so yellow that I can't believe its not butter.
-Mr. Apotheosis

You know you're a bamma if you like chicken noodle soup
-MS. Education, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...most of your front teeth are gold
-Potneck, Temple Hills, MD

You know you're a bamma if... your toenails are so long 
that the clippers can't cut the whole thing
-Mr. Apotheosis

You know you're a bamma if...U BUY AN OUTFIT, LEAVE THE TAG 
ON IT, WEAR IT TO THE CLUB, THEN RETURN IT TO THE STORE FOR A 
REFUND...BROKE *SS!
-ANGELIKA, Denton, TX

You know you're a bamma if...you throw your beer behind you 
at a football game and act surprised when you're kicked out...dumb*ss.
-Meatums Gibley, Takoma Park, MD

You know you're a bamma if...your walking on the bubbles of 
your nike boots!!
-Chisa, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you say you don't drink, but you do it for $30. -Meatums Gibley, Takoma Park, MD You know you're a bamma if...the grills in your mouth got plaque and cavities. -Anonymous, Hyattsville, MD You know you're a bamma if...U heating up water on the 
stove to take a bath.
-Angel, Montgomery, Alabama

You know you're a bamma if...you buy white tees at the barbershop
-Reginald "Kwon" Samples

You know you're a bamma if...you put on three different 
color eyeshadows just to match the colors in your shirt...
-Chisa, Washington, DC

u know if u a bamma of u stick the bottom of your pants in 
your jeans in roll your socks up pver the jeans
-Brownsugar819, Gaithersburg, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you have on jeans that stop at 
the top of your shoes and you put a rubber band at the end to make them 
seem like they were long.
-Chisa, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you're still rockin that 1990 
Raiders Starter Jacket with Guess! Jumpers (triangle up, son!)
-Eric J, Clinton, MD

You know you're a bamma....if you think Fat Albert was a 
member of the Junkyard Band.
-Eric J, Clinton, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you're a 35 year old man 
calling WKYS trying to get ScreamTour backstage passes...
-Eric J, Clinton, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you fill your child's lunchbox with leftover chicken wings you saved 
from the Club the night before....
-Eric J, Clinton, MD

You know you're a bamma if...
you reuse ziploc baggies, paper plates and plastic utensils.
-KiaW, Temple Hills, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you have to borrow from your 
VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.
-KiaW, Temple Hills, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you put mayonnaise on your hotdogs...
-Reginald "Kwon" Samples

You know you're a bamma if...[you have] 4 pair of bamboo earrings and a blond weave and 20 gold teeth
-Anonymous

You know you're a bamma if...you wear socks with 
sandals...if it's so cold or your feet are so nasty, and you gotta wear socks, 
then you shouldn't be wearing sandals!!!
-Christina, Silver Spring, MD

You know you're a bamma if... you use the phrase "know what 
I'm sayin" after every 4th word that comes out of your mouth.
-Mr. Apotheosis

You know you're a bamma if...You hear someone talking 
whose words are 50% "na" but yet, you still understand them clearly
-Meatums Gibley, Takoma Park, MD

You know you're a bamma if... You are still tearing 
foodstamps out of the book!
-Babygirl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you wear open-toe shoes but 
your toe nails look like an eagle hanging onto a tree branch
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you've gone to the gas 
station and gotten less than $2 in gas
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you think that using mouth 
wash counts as brushing your teeth.
-Mr. Apotheosis

You know you're a bamma if... you  know the difference 
between a sandwich and a "sammich".
-Daniel, Morgantown, WV

You know you're a bamma if...you bought outfits for the 
weekend and didn't pay your Gas, Lights, or the Rent...
-Angel, Montgomery, Alabama

You know you're a bamma if...you still have a 8 track but 
don't got no tapes.
-Anonymous

You know you're a bamma if...
your "stunna shades" look like safety goggles 
-Soljahsam

You know you're a bamma if...you're a black guy and you have a "superman curl" in the front. 
-Reginald "Kwon" Samples

You know you're a bamma if... you put ketchup on your eggs
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you are a female with gold teeth
-Soljahsam

You know you're a bamma if... you paid your electric bill but didn't pay your rent
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you still got a high top fade
-Tookie Williams

You know you're a bamma if... You've got your vans on, but they look like sneakers... and you sing about it.
-Daniel, Morgantown, WV

You know you're a bamma if... you take off work/school on pay day, just so you can get the new Jordans
-PYT, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you go to the club with your man, but you flirt with other men so that they can buy drinks for you and your man. 
-PYT, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... you're sitting here reading this list and can identify with every one of these responses.
-KiaW, Temple Hills, MD

You know you're a bamma if...somebody ask you what your 
favorite kool-aid flavor is and you say "red"
-KiaW, Temple Hills, MD

You know you're a bamma if... you have underwear made out 
of a material other than silk or cotton
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... You can name all the members 
of B2K
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... You think boston market is 
real homecooking
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if... You invite guests over for 
dinner and serve their drinks in a mason jar
-Cajunstyl, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you buy Big Mama/Tijuana Mama 
Sausages from your school's bookstore.
-Lauren, Washington, DC

You know you're a bamma if...you're 18 and your mom still cuts your hair.
-Reginald "Kwon" Samples

You know you're a bamma if...
you still own a pair of "slouch" socks
-Tookie Williams

You know you're a bamma if...you don't mind wearing your 
booty shorts from highschool, your tennis shoes from 12 years ago, and 
your prized T shirt with a hole in it to the grocery store.
-Mr. Apotheosis

You know you're a bamma if...Your pic is on this website
-Roy Stormer, Takoma Park, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you gel your baby hair down
-Chewy, Hyattsville, MD

You know you're a bamma if...
you wear pennyloafers with sweatpants, tube socks and church shoes, and 
prom dress at the grocery store.
-Phatbaby, Cheverly, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you wear beads in your hair, with aluminum foil on the ends.
-Chewy, Hyattsville, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you can't dress, talk like a person who is not down, can't fit in, and says corny things all the time.!!!!
-Kimmie

You know you're a bamma if...you tuck your jean legs inside your cowboy boots.
-Phatbaby, Cheverly, MD

You know you're a bamma if...you wear tube socks and swim shoes. 
-Chewy, Hyattsville, MD

You know you're a bamma if...a mother or father is giving essitial life advice and you are living in your son or daughter's house!
-Rasheedah, Washington, DC
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NOT ACCEPTABLE: You know you're a bamma if...you use dish soap as shower gel. You idiot, you should take a bath, with your nasty self. I knew someone who did that, but he died. He had nice kids though. Did you know that I got a degree in Crimminal Justice. I like college. As a matter of fact I like going to the club too. 
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